I MAY BORE SOME PEOPLE WITH ASHTON FETUS PHOTOS, BUT…

ashtons-banana-bread:

Come on….

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how can one

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get bored

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of this?

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Like, no.

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You can never

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get enough of

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fetus Ash.

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Just embrace it, man

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and enjoy with the rest of us

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so adorable…

weirdosuniverse:

This is so important

simmerdwn:

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diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

jayzpenney:

*likes your answered ask but not in an “I sent that” way*

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween

booooooooooobs

fuck you this is golden

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shitphan:

when u start lusting over someone but then realise you actually have a really big crush on them 

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interviewer: you recently just stripped down. like recently you guys were just totally...nude?
ashton: ...yeah we always do that
interviewer: that actually happened?
calum: ....
ashton: ...that was a rehearsal
calum: OH YEAH that's right
ashton: damn..i thought you were talking about something else
calum: [giggles] me too

sighquil:

blastortoise:

Death by beyblades

Let it r.i.p.

kittenmichael:

you tell em honeypie